RFK Jr Reignites Age-Old Conflict Between Skivvys And Helmets By Claiming Circumcision Causes Autism

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The Health Secretary for the so called leaders of the ‘Free World’ has today ignited yet another global conflict.

Famous for invading, destabilising or creating insurgencies in other countries, the United States has today caused an outbreak in fighting between two distinct social groups.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr has irresponsibly sparked a massive flare up between the Skin Dogs and the Helmets this week by claiming that circumcision can cause autism.

The breath taking claim comes from a couple of trust me bro studies, which RFK Jr says show boys who were circumcised are twice as likely to be diagnosed with autism later.

The cause of that diagnosis is alleged to be the use of Tylenol – the US pain killer – that RFK Jr says causes autism when given to babies in utero or out of it.

The dangerous comments have already seen flare ups across the globe, with mates who experienced circumcision coming under fire for their weird shape dicks.

“Bro, not only did your parents genitally mutilate you, but they gave you Autism,” was one such sledge heard in a pub last night.

The comment lead to a full blown argument that saw multiple tables over turned and one group of mates sent outside to cool off for 10 minutes.

“I always knew that’s why you were so into trains,” was another comment heard this morning at the cafe.

Speaking to The Advocate one local helmet said he can’t believe the damage RFK Jr has done.

“This shit has consequences bro.”

“It’s not fucking funny at all.”

More to come.