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Report: God Damn That Is Delicious
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In some breaking news from the Railway Hotel in Betoota Plains, a cold beer is going down an absolute treat.
This comes straight from the horses mouth, with local engineer Corey Kellow confirming that afternoons don’t get much better than this.
“That is fucking delicious,” said Kellow, talking his third gulp of rapidly evaporating schooner.
“First 30 degree afternoon in over 6 months, and a cold crisp schooner of golden liquid.”
“Yummmmmyyyyyyy.”
Kellow then finished off his first schooner and immediately turned back around to head to the bar.
More to come.