Performative Male Now Required To Call Father-In-Law ‘Daddy’ After Sacrificing His Last Name

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local new age man has today been delivered an ultimatum by a group of his mates.

Aaron Jones (nee Wilson) has been ordered by the members of the ‘Greasy Pigz’ group chat to refer to his father in law as ‘daddy,’ moving forward.

The strong order via a text message pile on comes after a lovely wedding ceremony out at Betoota Plains over the weekend, where Jones formally kissed goodbye to his last name.

The inner-city office worker who comes from a rather well to do family in Betoota Grove tied the knot with another well to do young lady from the same suburb.

While both come from very well-heeled families, they have bonded over a shared desire to rebel against the societal constructs that both of their families adhere to so strictly.

And one of those rebellions played out in public over the weekend, with young Aaron deciding to take on his wife’s family name.

Quietly plotting the bombshell move in the background of their respective families funding the lavish weekend at a winery, the new Mr and Mrs Jones were unveiled to the excited and somewhat befuddled crowd.

“Yeah, not sure about that,” said one of Aaron’s most toxic mates.

“Fucking weird behaviour if you ask me.”

“I don’t really even get the double-barrel hybrid shit, but the full blow losing your last name is CRAZYYYYYYYYYY.”

“Painted nails wash away, but giving away your last name is permanent.”

“So as far as we are concerned as a group of mates, Aaron needs to refer to his father-in-law as Daddy at all times moving forward.”

More to come.