Pauline Takes Matters Into Own Hands By Sailing Out To Meet Cyclone Alfred And Shoot It Down

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

As the eastern seaboard prepares for Cyclone Alfred to make landfall, one of the nation’s most outspoken figures has today taken affirmative action.

One Nation supremo Pauline Hanson has decided to open up the hatches and ride out to meet the major weather event head on.

Armed with a shotty, the politician who says what like 5% (aka everyone) of the population is thinking has sailed out onto the open ocean to try and hit the Cyclone before it makes landfall.

Following in the hallowed footsteps of learned Americans, Pauline explained to The Advocate that she aims to shoot the weather system down.

“I’ve got enough ammo to bring down any weather event,” said Pauline, with surf spray blustering her face.

“This cyclone is doing my head in,” she said.

“So I’m fucking dealing with it.”

“Peter’s down south fucking around with billionaires and Albo’s doing whatever he does.”

“So you know what they say, if you want something done, you do it yourself.”

When asked how exactly she plans to bring down the cyclone with a gun, Pauline laughed.

“You fucking lefties just don’t get it do you.”

More to come.