Offer Of Free Shit Lures Local Man Into Downloading Another App Onto His Phone

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local man has gone and done it again, it can be confirmed today.

Berrick Watts (28) from the double garage metropolis of Betoota Heights has succumbed to the lure of downloading another app onto his phone.

“Yeah, they got me,” he laughed, referencing the popular pizza chain aptly named Pizza Hut.

“I’m adding a 5th swipe page on my phone for the apps,” continued the man who’s been promising to compartmentalise them for at least a couple of years now.

“My phone’s as cluttered as a hoarder’s garage,” he sighed.

“But I can’t turn down the allure of free shit,” laughed Berrick.

His comments come during Pizza Hut’s 55th birthday celebration, which see 55,000 free items given away.

“Free pepperoni pizzas and garlic breads,” continued the very eligible bachelor whose diet is dictated by whatever shiny thing catches his eye.

“6 wings for $6.95, ahhhhh, Don’t mind if I do.”

“Particularly after a couple of beers on the way home.”

“I do really need to go through and cull a few apps though.”

“But this goes on for a few months, so it will survive.”

“The gym app from like 4 years ago I had to stage my death to get out of, probably doesn’t still need to be on my phone.”

“Say La vee (sic) though I guess.”