‘Narco Terrorists’ Surprisingly Sitting On Just As Much Oil As The Last Type Of Terrorists

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

The arbiters of the ‘free world’ have today moved to reassure everyone that a looming regional conflict is completely and utterly necessary.

The United States of America by name and nature, have confirmed that a full blown shit fight with Venezuela is necessary to protect the people of the West.

With frequent US military strikes on Venezuela boats in the Caribbean, the drums of war have begun to beat in the land of the free and the home of brave.

President Donald Trump has lashed out at the ‘narco terrorists’ bringing drugs into the country for America’s to purchase and consume in huge quantities, and refused to rule out military action against Venezuela.

Geopolitical experts, advisors and lobbyists for the military industrial complex have all started ramping up the chat around ‘regime change’ in Venezuela – pretending like attacking a sovereign nation, deposing their government and then installing a friendly, pro US business regime in their place is all part of protecting American freedoms and upholding the rights of Venezuelans.

However, little seems to be made of the fact that Venezuela is sitting on the large oil reserves in the world, amidst a time when global oil supply has been affected by a draining Middle East, Texas and a big old war in the Ukraine/Russia.

A top those oil reserves sits a former union leader come President who isn’t a big fan of America and Western Imperialism.

The discussion surrounding the United States’ mulling over regime change comes a couple of decades after America invaded another extremely oil rich country because of non-existent ‘weapons of mass destruction’ and decades long destruction of Latin America to protect American business interests in places like Chile, Argentina, Honduras and Guatemala.

“Yeah, it might be time to dip the toe into some good old fashioned Western Imperialism again,” said a spokesperson for a locally based lobby group for American arms manufacturers.

“None of this quietly funding militia and Rwandan armies in the Congo, a good old fashioned outright conflict.”

“I know the current President has spoken about ending the forever wars but ending the narco terrorists is putting America first.”

More to come.