Man Fully On Board With Having Chip Put In His Brain If It Means He Doesn’t Have To Remember All Of His Passwords

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local Betoota Ponds man has today revealed to The Advocate his stance on a topical philosophical issue.

Max Hope (29) has confirmed that he’d actually let that weirdo Elon Musk put a micro-chip in his brain – under one condition.

“Mate, if his chip means I never have to remember a password again, then that sicko can go for it,” sighed Hope, battling through reseting one of his passwords for the squillionth time.

“Fuck me, I haven’t used that fucking password before.”

“I swear to god I’m so sick of these permutations of random words, capitals and special characters,” explained Hope, who has come a long way from Frogstomp69! being the password to every single account he had.

The man who owns 250 different accounts for a variety of different sites, platforms and apps said he’s ready for the future.

“I know Elon will probably do weird shit with me, but honestly, I think it will be worth me not having to reset multiple passwords every single day.”

“And maybe I’ll be able to switch my brain off from needing constant dopamine hits from mindless social media scrolls.”

“Or I’ll just be transformed into a robot to go and fight for precious resources used in the manufacture of machines in a foreign land,” he said.

“But such is life hey.”

“Everything is a trade off.”

More to come.