MAGA Bro’s Bone Spurs Really Flaring Up This Week

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

One of New York’s most fortunate sons has today spoke to The Advocate about his physical condition.

Alistair Hucksley-Higgins, a 34-year-old finance guy who has one of those long job titles that people from other cities don’t really understand, explained that his not feeling great.

“I mean yeah I’ve been sick off work with the man flu, but I’m also having some serious issues with my limbs,” sighed Hucksley-Higgins.

“My bone spurs have really flared up actually,” he smirked rubbing his legs.

The flare up on the condition that can often exempt one from conscription, follows Iran returning serve at the Israel and America by firing a few rockets at US airbases in Qatar.

While Donald Trump has claimed a ceasefire has been agreed to by the two countries, the world is anxiously looking on at the situation in Middle East.

That situation is set to the back drop of war on the door of Europe, Genocide in Myanmar, regional conflicts across Africa and spot fires all around the globe.

“Yeah, I’d hate to think how badly I’d let the country down if I got called up,” said Hucksley-Higgins, following in the footsteps of US Presidents before him.

“Like, I’d love to help out in World War 3, but I just think with my condition, I’d serve my country better at home you know.”

More to come.