Journalist Writing 12th Only Fans Article For Week Finds Self Praying For Return Of MAFS

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact

A local journalist at the Betoota Bugle has today found herself in a peculiar situation.

Stacey Jones (28) says she’s actually found herself dreaming about the return of Married At First Sight.

This follows Stacey writing her 12th story in the last 7 days about Only Fans creators and their various comings and goings.

While Stacey studied journalism with dreams of being a foreign correspondent or a book writing crime journo, she says she’s now found herself in a click based Betoota Bugle rut.

“Clicks are king,” sighed Stacey.

“And few things get more clicks than stories about Only Fans creators.”

“Particularly when coupled with a photo of them in a bikini, active wear, or something saucy.”

“So that seems to be my career now, churning out lengthy captions for pictures of OF stars, masqueraded as a news article.”

“It makes covering Married at First Sight seem like a political scandal with wide ranging ramifications.”

“Lord, give me a predictable and telegraphed cheating scandal in week four of the new season.”

“Before they become Only Fans creators themselves.”

Stacey then took another sip of her ill advised mid afternoon coffee and looked out the window.

“This is my life now I guess.”

“Maybe I’ll get the food beat one day though.”

“That’s the dream now.”

More to come.