Generous Dad Promises To Give Kids A Couple Hundred Grand If He Wins Oz Lotto Tonight

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A philanthropic local man has today wowed his family with a touching display of generosity.

Grahame Grahamson from our town’s humble Betoota Ponds district has revealed to The Advocate some grand plans to bestow wealth upon his offspring.

The semi-retired plumber sensationally confirmed he would be giving his kids a few hundred grand…

We then asked about where the working class single residential property owner was getting the spare bit of cash from, he laughed.

“When I win Oz Lotto,” said the optimistic local father.

The promise, contingent on winning the lottery (a much romanticized pastime of Australian life) came after a phone conversation with his youngest daughter.

“Yeah, I told her she could have a couple hundred if I won,” he explained to his daughter after she asked whether he’d got his Tuesday night ticket.

“If she’s nice to me of course.”

“Tom (his middle child son) isn’t getting a cent out of me though.”

“He’s still yet to get my spare mower fixed, after he decided to go and trim a few rocks.”

“There will not be a cent for Tommy until he fixes that bad boy. It’s a principle thing.”

Grahame then launched into a rant about his strategy with Tuesday night’s Oz Lotto numbers, like he’s a movie character plotting a daring card counter raid on a ritzy casino.

“But I always make sure to include my favourite number 8,” he winked.

“That’s the secret.”

More to come.