BOM Consider Giving Cyclone Alfred A Muslim Name So That Peter Dutton Takes It Seriously

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The Bureau Of Meteorology has today made a stunning call.

For the first time in recorded history, the BOM have updated the name of an active cyclone.

The huge move comes not because of the toxic masculinity exuding from the artist formally known as Tropical Cyclone Alfred, but because they want to draw attention to the major weather event.

“We have changed the name to tropical cyclone Ahmed,” said BOM Meteorologist Sav Ohnt.

“We thought it might get the interest of the man hoping to be the next Prime Minister of the country.”

The move comes after it was revealed that Peter Dutton spent an evening in Sydney enjoying the hospitality of Justin Hemmes’ Vaucluse mansion, while Alfred bore down on the Queensland coast.

The low key function with some wealthy movers and shakers at the Hemmesphere comes despite Dutton attacking the Prime Minister for campaigning during a national crisis.

However, the large commercial media outlets who often have their Christmas parties at venues owned by a certain hospitality mogul, have of course not gone anywhere near the scandal.

Dutton is yet to comment on the issue, instead claiming he’s been ‘battering down’ the hatches on his hobby farm, while others fill sandbags up and prepare for the worst.

It’s believed he may pop up for air once this ‘Islamic Cyclone’ gets closer, with insiders alleging he may seek to detain it for 10 years on Nauru.

More to come.