Albanese Stays True To Cavoodle Ownership By Telling Every Fucking Person He Meets About It

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is today making one last pitch to voters, to remind them that he owns a Cavoodle.

Named Toto.

The frenetic attempt to get the word out has seen the Prime Minister traverse the breadth of the country, to ensure he stays true to his roots as an Inner Western Sydney Cavoodle owner.

It’s believed over 5,000 people have been personally shown photos of Toto Albanese in the last few weeks, as the those of us who weren’t clever enough to early vote, prepare to queue up tomorrow.

With the nation well and truly done with this shit, it’s believed many are preparing to excited to hear less about the nation’s first dog.

“Yeah, I’ll vote tomorrow, I’ll enjoy my sausage, and then I’ll enjoy going to bed and waking up and seeing that the sun has risen again,” said one local man.

“Life goes on.”

No more to come.