Boomer Outraged By Barista’s Milk Question For Some Reason

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A collectively loathed local Baby Boomer is absolutely beside himself once again after a barista asked him what type of milk he wants in his coffee.

Graham Wier (69), a no nonsense bloke who's had an absolute gutful about PC culture and the woke mob, is really bothered by a local barista asking if he wanted oat milk instead of real milk.

"What's going on with the world?! Can I just get normal milk?!" decried the 69 year old who's main struggle in life was choosing where to purchase his third property.

Witnesses say the cafe fell silent as Graham launched into a five-minute rant about how society’s gone soft, before demanding to know why he would even be asked such a silly question.

“I just want milk from a cow, not from a bloody soy bean” he yelled, moments before starting a new rant after noticing a sign that said they don't accept cash, despite him not using cash for the last 8 years.

Staff say the man, who regularly tells his children that their generation are spoiled, left the cafe muttering something about “soy boys” ruining the country, a term he learnt last week on Facebook.

When asked later if he’d be returning, Graham confirmed he’d “never step foot in that place again”, before being spotted there the next morning ordering the same flat white, still complaining that the youth of today don’t even know how to pour a proper coffee anymore.