BOM Confirms It's Absolutely Beer With Lunch Weather

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The ever infallible Bureau of Meteorology have today issued an almost universally popular weather report.

Fresh off the back of a hundred million dollar website, the people in charge of bringing weather forecasts and reports to the people of the nation have confirmed what many suspected about the current conditions.

The BOM's Lead Betoota Meteorologist has confirmed that is absolutely beer with lunch weather.

"Without doubt," said Nate Creed.

"Obviously those on the Eastern Seaboard are fully aware of that given the sweltering conditions," he continued.

"But in other parts of the nation it is also beer weather."

"And that's why the BOM is such a crucial service, because we assess a range of different of factors to provide the most appropriate information and advice."

"Like the fact it's the last Friday in November."

"Which creates a bizarre atmospheric pressure that regardless of actual temperature, means it's really good beer, cider or seltzer weather."

"To stay hydrated of course."