Supermarket Security Guard Confirms He Doesn't Get Paid Enough To Secure Anything

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A casually-employed security guard at the Betoota Heights Flemings has today clarified the exact terms of

Politics

Teals In Talks To Form New Political Party 'Like The Liberals But Not Fucked In The Head From Sky News'

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Independent MPs, that now represent the Liberal Party's once safest urban electorates, are

Enhanced Games Flops Harder Than A Steroid User's Pee Pee

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some rather unsurprising news from Las Vegas, the Enhanced Games has panned out pretty much

The Nation

Bob Katter Says In The Event Of A Hung Parliament I Will Support Whichever Party Promises To Ban Those Dating Shows That All The Sheilahs In My Office Go Mad Over Deadset Where Do They Find These People There’s Been One Too Many Occasions Where I Have Bee

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

With the 2025 election looking like it could end in a hung parliament, there has been lots of commentary surrounding the role of Independents in deciding which major party will lead our country.

One of the most long-standing Independents in Parliament, the Honourable Bob Katter III has today released a short statement regarding the decision he may have to make on behalf of Australians in early May.