Bloke With Interlock In Car Has A Lot To Say About Society’s Moral And Political Shortcomings

PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT

The Advocate can today report that a man who legally has to blow into an interlock to start his ute probably isn’t the best source of information when it comes to geopolitics.

Local Betoota Heights man Jonathan Key who lost his license for blowing three times over the legal limit is back on the road on the condition that he (or a sober mate) blow into the sober flute.

Mr Key, a house painter by trade, spends his time outside of work obsessively online. 

Between hits of an IGET and sips of a wild turkey he dispenses political wisdom to just about anyone that will listen. 

“Trump is fully within his god given right to take Greenland and Pauline Hanson is a mad cunt!”

Ostensibly just regurgitating whatever the unregulated social media platforms are spewing out, whose owners have a direct interest in keeping people angry and engaged.

Despite being born in Australia and having only left the country once for a brief lads tour of Bali, most of Mr Keys political observations relate to American politics which basically never affects his life on a daily basis. 

“ICE rule, they're getting the country back into shape,” he said, sucking back another Turkey.

"Sorry if I offend you fucking Lefties"

More to come.