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A local Derek from the regional shithole of Yuwannagokunt has today spoken to The Advocate about the events of the weekend.
Travelling to Betoota from his small country town some 90 minutes from our regional centre, the big fulla explained that he’s still absolutely buzzing.
“Yeah look mate, it was just bloody great to see so many proud Aussies flying the flag,” said Derek, in regards to the 150 strong contingent that milled around Sir Joh Park over the weekend before a brawl broke out and the police moved everyone on.
“Mate, obviously there were a couple of bad eggs (Nazis) that tried to ruin it for everyone, but overall it was a bloody great experience,” said Derek.
“Treated myself to a butter chicken feast too,” said Derek of the meal that was delivered by an international student on a push bike.
When quizzed on what exactly he was marching for, the 40-year-old chungus who looks nearly 50, told us that he was keen to send the government a message about housing and migration and that.
“There’s just too many migrants coming to Australia mate,” said the man who’s kids are looked after by minimum wage child care workers on temporary visas.
“And it’s not sustainable,” continued Derek, whose dad is also looked after by minimum wage workers on temporary visas and treated (like him) by skilled visa international doctors because our health and education system is fucked.
“So it was great to show that Albo we mean business,” finished the man who thinks John Howard was the greatest prime minister ever despite the fact he increased migration to record levels to create an underclass of minimum and below minimum wage workers available for business and the public sector to exploit.
“We won’t be silenced.”
More to come.