Bloke Who Lives Between Bali And Dubai Because Australia Has Gone To Shit Left Angered By Nation's Lack Of Enthusiasm For Australia Day

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An Australian expat that divides his time between two Muslim countries, is now fuming about the state of Australia.

As a digital nomad who creates landfill with cheap dropshipping merchandise, Wyatt Migrund (40) could live anywhere in the world.

He's chosen Bali and Dubai as he two main hubs, because Dubai is tax-free, and because Bali is cheaper.

"No wonder everyone is leaving" says Wyatt, who has spent the last ten years attempting to be an entreprenuer and blames his repeated business failures on Australia being a socialist country run by feminists.

He says his suspicion that Australia had gone to the dogs were only confirmed by the extreme emotive imagery being delivered to his frontal lobe by the right-wing social media algorithm that he gets all of his information from.

"Just look at Australia Day. I saw a video of Brisbane yesterday. Hardly any flags anywhere"

"What's wrong with being proud of Australia?"

As someone who is responsible for the razing of pristine Balinese rainforest to make way for indentured Javanese servants to build him a Gold Coast-style villa, Wyatt says the Australia he remembers only exists in the fully-staffed gated communities of Asia and the Middle East.

"People are actually ashamed to be Australian. It's so sad" he says.

"That's if anyone actually calls themselves Australian anymore..."

"You never know. They've let in so many migrants... The place doesn't even look like Australia anymore"