Bloke Now Sympathising With Wife's Single Friends After Getting A Good Look At The Dating Pool

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A Betoota Heights man has this week confirmed to The Betoota Advocate that his eyes have been opened significantly over the last few weeks.

Speaking to our humble regional newspaper after another big week of MAFS, the happily married Blake Anderson explained that he's been rocked by the state of the world.

"Oh mate, obviously there's a fair bit of shit going on around the country and the world, but have you seen the fucking state of some of these creatures on Married At First Sight?" sighed Blake, who has joined his wife on the season long ride this year.

"I ended up catching a couple of episodes earlier in the month and now I can't look away."

"Let me tell you, I certainly can sympathise a lot more wife my wife and I's single mates."

"The dating pool is a fucking flat inflatable blow up Kmart number that's been left in a sharehouse back yard for a few months."

"Some of these blokes, goodness me."

"And some of these ladies that the good blokes shack up with."

"If that's what it's like out there for the everyday normal bachelorette, god help them."

"Well maybe not god, if that fucking intruder is anything to go by."

"But you know what I mean."

More to come.