Bloke Goes From Looking Smooth To Extremely Cringeworthy After 2 Failed Attempts At Using Apple Watch To Buy Coffee

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local man has well and truly embarrassed himself this morning, after attempts to look all futuristic and cool saw him making a complete and utter dick of himself.

Speaking to a couple of patrons who were dining at the Hob Noblin cafe this morning, The Advocate learns that a man in his thirties was observed trying to buy a long black with his Apple watch, which an act in itself was teetering on the edge of appearing trendy and pretentious.

“Oh he thought he was super flash”, says Moira, 62, who gets her takeaway coffee from the Noblin every morning at 8:30 sharp, “made a whole song and dance out of rolling his suit sleeve up.”

“Alright inspector gadget.”

Another patron, John, says he was forced to step in when the bloke’s Apple watch refused to work.

“He kept trying to pay and it wouldn’t go through. Apparently he doesn’t have a physical card because it’s all on his watch.”

“God it was embarrassing. I kept offering to pay and he was like ‘no, no, it will work, must be the Wi-fi.”

“I ended up having to step in and buy it for him.”

“Dickhead.”

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