Big Day For Cousin In The Mines As Jetstar Announces A Bali Sale And Toyota Unveils New Hilux

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

Cashed up FIFO workers across the nation have today been hit with a double whammy to their purse strings, as not only is Jetstar running a massive Bali sale, but Toyota has also unveiled the latest Hilux  - two temptations known to hit the FIFO demographic right where it hurts.

The timing couldn’t be worse, coming just a week after the Melbourne Cup drained wallets nationwide.

Between punting losses, flight deals, and shiny new utes, November is already shaping up to be a very red month for Australia’s fly-in fly-out workforce - and it’s only getting started.

Speaking to 23 year old miner, Travis Ellis, The Advocate learns that the Bali deal and new ute might just be in the nail in the coffin for his wallet this year, especially seeing as he just got extra fucked by an ATO bill.

But alas, if there’s one thing Travis can’t resist, it’s a Bali deal.

"Well that's my wallet rooted", says Travis, who also happened to blow $2k on the ponies last week, "but after this, I'm done. No more spending."

"Well, until Chrissy anyway."

More to come.