Betoota Golf Club Says Security Systems Are In Place If Any Brats On E-Bike Wanna Skid Across The Front Nine

KEITH T. DENNETT | Golf | CONTACT

The board of Betoota’s most accessible golf club has issued a stark warning to the e-bike community this morning, warning local teens to think twice before coming within 100m of the course.

After a clip of a bikie gang of teens riding all over Cromer Golf Course went viral in Sydney on the weekend, treasurer of the Betoota Golf Club Glenn Edwards has warned parents that The BGC won’t be so friendly to any Diamantina youths who clearly need a proper smack across the head.

In a message shared on “The Golfie’s” FB page , Glenn says the club will show zero tolerance to any little brats who dare try riding their new Christmas presents on the course’s freshly manicured greens.

“The Betoota Golf Club is aware of the concerning incidents that happened at our partner course down in Sydney, but we’d like to reassure all members that The Golfie is well equipped to respond to any copycat behaviour from young hooligans.”

“The club has recently ordered 10 high-powered paintball rifles, and we’ll be more than happy to give their ebikes a fresh paintjob if they try to bunny hop over the sand traps on the fourth.”

“We’re also cancelling the memberships of any players, if we find their brat children riding on the greens.”

Speaking to local golfer Jason Scott-Day, a weekend warrior who’s recently got his handicap into single digits, some local hackers are also very prepared to take matters into their own hands.

“It’s good the club are onto it, but I’m taking my own precautions.”

“I got some PVC and duct tape together and built myself a potato cannon. I’ve taken the hybrids out of my golf bag and it fits in there perfectly.”

“If hear those little snobs on wheels on the horizon, I’ll be letting off a few desirees in their direction!”

More to come.