Barnaby Joyce Outlines New Mandatory 7-Point Criteria For New Migrants

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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

As far as right-wing political figures go, Barnaby Joyce has always been much more of a 'climate change isn't real' type candidate than someone who dabbles with racial hot buttons.

But after join One Nation, the former Deputy Prime Minister must now follow the party line.

“We don’t believe in multiculturalism in One Nation, we believe in an Australian culture.” says Barnaby Joyce, on the same week that millions of Australians begin observing Lent, Ramadan and Lunar New Year festivities at the exact same time.

Joyce went on to outline his 'simple' 7-point criteria that foreigners must be able to meet before they can even be considered as an Australian migrant.

New migrants must not turn their noses up at 17 schooners of full-strength lager on a weeknight

It's simple. Australia's larrikin spirit must be preserved and protected. Barnaby Joyce lives and breathes this hard-drinking and emotionally volatile version of the Aussie identity. And anyone who takes issue with his zest for life is no friend of Australia.

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