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GOBLIN GROT: A man admiring his ‘sweet’ wife is blissfully unaware she’s not curled up on the couch reading a wholesome novel, but one filled with creatively explicit scenes that would curl his own toes if he knew.
Gazing in wonder at the beautiful creature beside him, Anthony Bennett marvelled at how sweet his wife Chantelle looked – all snug and cosy, the very picture of an innocent little book nerd.
Unbeknownst to poor Anthony though, Chantelle was reading a scene depicting a six foot five raven haired incubus infiltrating the dreams of a sleeping, virtuous woman, who was trying to fight off how much she was enjoying the creative use of his arrow shaped demon tail.
“Aw look at her, isn’t she such a cutie”, Anthony had thought. Well not those exact thoughts, as people don’t think in complete sentences, but along those lines, “I’m glad I have such a wholesome woman in my life.”
Spotting a smile slowly spread on Chantelle’s face, which also appears to be turning a suspicious shade of pink, Anthony wonders what delightful scene she must have read to elicit such an adorable reaction.
“Good book babe?”, he’d asked, giving her knee a little squeeze with encouragement.
“GREAT babe”, confirmed Chantelle, slightly out of breath.