Autumn Sunshine Not Enough To Combat 4 Days Worth Of Hangxiety Hitting Local Woman All At Once

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT

A young woman in Sydney’s CBD is experiencing a rather bleak start to the week she insists no amount of sunshine can fix.

Samantha Katz (26) says she had quite the “large” weekend, and up until now, felt fresh as a daisy. 

“Yeah, went out on Friday to welcome in the long weekend, then on Saturday obviously got amongst the two up which led to a pretty big night,”

“Then we ended up having a massive Sunday sesh because none of us had work on Monday, obviously,”

“And then as for Monday, I legit couldn't tell you why I ended up going out, like I really should not have done that. Like why did no one tell me not to do that,” she said before muttering something about “hair of the dog” and “my ass” beneath her breath. 

“Anyway, now I’m sooo hangxious, like what the fuck did I say on the weekend? I swear legit everyone from school, uni, and work was out, it was like a massive reunion vibe, urghhhhhhhh,”

Her condition has only worsened after receiving a text referencing a karaoke session she has no recollection of. 

Samantha has reportedly spent the last three and a half hours navigating between a blank desktop and full Outlook inbox, to which she hasn't yet replied. 

“I think I’m actually going to have to physically remove myself from Sydney for the next long weekend, like go on a solo trip somewhere there’s no bars,” she said. 

More to come.