Wendell Hussey

Tony Burke’s First Press Conference As Immigration Minister Spent Explaining That He Isn’t Andrew Gaze And Didn’t Catch The Boomers Game Against Spain

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The new man taking up the Home Affairs hot seat has today endured a frosty reception,

Tubby Taylor Confirms The Chinese Diver’s Have ABSOLUTELY NAILED That Reverse 4 1⁄2 Somersault In Pike Position

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Australia’s greatest cricketers has this weekend continued providing the nation with highlight worthy

Charles Croucher Joins The Betoota Advocate Podcast To Explain What The F*CK Is Going On In AMERICA?!

Matildas Secure Easy Victory That Was Never In Doubt After Cruising Past Zambia In Group Stage

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s favourite sporting team have today put on absolute clinic. The Matildas have waltzed

Olympic Medal Tally Proves Australia Is The Greatest Sporting Nation In The World

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Just a couple of days into the 2024 Paris Olympics, Australia has been declared the greatest

Local Bistro Hoses Out Display Fridge After Realising Cheesecakes Have Sat There Since 2014

KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A pressure hose is firing in the Betoota Workers Club this afternoon after local

Coked Up Shark In Brazil Chews Local Swimmer’s Ear Off

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A jacked up shark has caused a serious scene on one of Brazil’s beaches today,

Matildas’ Performance Blamed On Not Playing In A Country That Actually Turns Out For Soccer

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s favourite sporting team is currently doing a little bit of soul searching after

“Why Do All These Japanese People Keep Looking At Me” Says Aussie Tourist Loudly Drinking On Street

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young Betoota man on the holiday of a life time, has today confirmed that he

AFL Books Katy Perry For Grand Final Performance Because Meatloaf Is Dead

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Football League has done it again, it can be confirmed this morning. Following the

Man Who Just Got Out Of Low Power Mode From Euros Prepares To Run Battery All The Way Back Down To Zero

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The 2024 Paris Olympics are finally here! After years of build up and anticipation the Games

Top Of The Range E-Bike Still Doesn’t Fang Like A Pushy With A Whipper Snipper Motor On It

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world continues to hurtle forward at a rapid pace, a local expert has confirmed