Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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NASA Assures Distressed Lefties That The Sun Will Rise Tomorrow
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT America’s premier space and weather agencies have today joined forces to assure the nation that
Idaho’s Crucial County Of BumFuck Called For Trump Campaign
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In breaking news from the US Election, a major county in the race to the White
Joe Biden Asks His Staffers How He’s Polling In Georgia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news from the big seat in US Politics, President Joe Biden is currently taking stock
“Trump’s Not That Bad” Says Man Who’s Never Really Had To Worry About Unplanned Pregnancies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local contrarian has today successfully ruined his work colleagues, by telling them all to chill
Woke 94-Year-Old Refuses To Participate In Regional Nursing Home’s Melbourne Cup Luncheon
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact In news from our humble regional centre, an enlightened great-grandmother is making a bold
Betoota Advocate Accepts Annual Million Dollar Cheque From Gambling Lobby To Not Talk Shit About Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT CLIENT WIN: The entire Betoota Advocate staffroom has today taken Monday afternoon off, after receiving its
“There’s No Such Thing As A Free Lunch, Unless You Were Born Between 1952-1971” Says Coalition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition have kicked off the week by living up to their name today,
Group Chat Make Fairly Valid Point That It’s A Saturday Arvo And You Have Fuck All On Tomorrow
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man has today been reminded that it is a lovely Saturday afternoon, and he
Old Codger Takes A Break From Whinging About Kids Always Being On Screens To Whinge About Kids Walking Around Suburb With Their Friends
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A cheerful geriatric from Betoota Heights has today spoken to The Advocate about a big celebration
Trump Campaign Sends T-1000 Back To 1975 To Kill Arnold Schwarzenegger After Kamala Endorsement
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The US presidential election has taken a wild turn less than a week out from the
Taliban Mobilises Military Ahead Of Possible Intervention As Tensions Flare Up In America
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Wheels are being set in motion this week, as the world prepares for a potential geo-political
Courier Mail Author To Pivot From Fictional Stories About Youth Crime To LNP’s Economic Recovery
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Brisbane based author has today spoken to The Advocate about the exciting new challenge ahead