Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Boss Punishes Employees With Commercial Radio
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local employer Andrew Dobb (54) has today treated the crew to unwarranted bout of punishment. As
Pisshead Stumbling Home From The Pub Takes A Breather On Local Dad’s Cute DIY Swing
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A steaming pisshead is thankful for the hard work of a local DIY Dad this morning,
JB Hi-Fi Employee Can’t Tell You What Blender To Get But Can Tell You Dookie Was Green Day’s Greatest Work
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT JB Hi-Fi employee Ryan McDonald has made it abundantly clear that while his knowledge of household
Hometown Shopping Centre Doubles as Unofficial High School Reunion Venue
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Returning to her hometown of Betoota Heights to spend Christmas with her family, Abigail Walters (27)
Client Who Really Wants This Done Before Christmas Unaware Tradie Really Doesn’t Care
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local yuppie from Betoota Grove has today been frustrated to within an inch of his
Local Moron Goes Into The Office
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A city man is shaking his damn head today, after fumbling the bag like a frickin
Fresh Packet Of Zooper Doopers Not Long For This World
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Zooper Doopers across the country are taking their final breaths today. As the nation winces through
Mate Who Just Completely Missed The Cue Ball Told To Hand His Car Keys Over
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has this weekend had matters taken out of his hands. In some welcome
No No No No Nooooooooooooooo, Older Sister’s New Boyfriend Looks Like This
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local family unit is today coming to terms with a tough new reality. The immediate
Pandemic Support Floofers Put Up For Adoption In Record Numbers Because Their Owners Are Selfish Yuppie Fucks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As many around the nation begin shutting down for the year, those on the frontline in
Oh Dear: Country Bloke Has Already Shifted To The Rums At Work Christmas Party
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A Betoota CBD establishment is currently bracing for a Category 4 weather event this afternoon. The
RBA To Lower Rates Immediately After Labor Is Booted For Being In Government When Rates Went Up 12 Times
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Reserve Bank of Australia has finally given the nation a bit of clarity on what’