Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
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Report: Everyone Has Just Flat Out Stopped Coming To Work
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Chamber of Commerce (BCC) has confirmed this afternoon that 2023 is pretty much done
National Party Confirms 007 Pick Up Lines Don’t Work In Real Life
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Party has today admitted that James Bond related pick up lines don’t work
Science Confirms A $7 Monday Juice Cancels Out A Dozen Beers From Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota University School of Science has released some interesting research today, confirming that an expensive
Nations Girlfriends Looking Forward To Another Two Months Of White Noise On TV
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact The nation’s girlfriends have confirmed today how excited they are to about their media consumption
Agency Suit Awkwardly Laughs At Something He Was 65% Sure Required A Laugh
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Sitting in a meeting at a local marketing agency, Simon Harper, a soulless suit, has just
Universities To Recognise Netflix Documentaries And Joe Rogan Podcast As Offical Qualifications
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact In news that may upset some properly qualified professionals, universities have today announced that from 2020
Little Cousin Wants To Know If You’ve Ever Heard Of Goon Of Fortune
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact “[Haha] Have you guys ever played goon of fortune?” Chase Dall (15) asked his older cousins,
Mate Unsuccessfully Tries To Bring In Lingo From Other Friendship Group
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Local man Richard Lexington has just broken the flow of conversation with his mates by trying
Soon-To-Be Very Unwell Man Has Another Hash Brownie Because First Didn’t Work After 5 Minutes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man who probably smokes pot once every two years, has today decided that he
Why Saying “Yeah Righto…” Followed By An Unflattering Lookalike Is The Ultimate Burn
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT There’s been a lot of talk about toxic masculinity lately. In fact, as an opinion
Byron Bay Erect New Sculpture As A Tribute To The Appendage Attached To Most Residents Heads
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new statue erected overnight on the newly opened $5.6 million Bayshore Drive Roundabout at
“What About Men’s Rights?” Says 30-Something Whose Mum Still Does His Laundry
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Full time stay at home son, Jesse Wickens (34), never saw himself becoming an activist but