Boomers With 5 Properties And $4.9M In Super Reduced To Gruel And Stale Bread In Jim's Communist Dystopia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a lifetime of selflessly serving the state that gave them nothing by incredible employment, free
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Stagnant Brown River Somehow Still ‘Mighty’ According To Locals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new study released today has confirmed that residents of every single Australian town and city
Sentinelese Islanders Reveal The Bloke Was Trying To Hand Out CrossFit Pamphlets
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news coming out of the Bay of Bengal, the inhabitants of North Sentinel
Man That Insisted Banking Royal Commission Was Unnecessary Insists Federal ICAC Is Unnecessary
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today moved to assure the country that we aren’t in
Mature Age Online Student Devastated By Inability To Interrupt Lecturer Mid Sentence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A 48-year-old law student from Betoota Grove was left shouting at his computer today. The empty
Emergency Response Crews Called After Huntsman Spotted In Living Room Of Local Sharehouse
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sharehouse is currently at panic stations this afternoon after a spider was spotted by
Pauline Hanson Calls For Internet Sales Frenzy To Be Renamed ‘It’s Okay To Be White Friday’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Senator Pauline Hanson has hit out at the Black Friday frenzy gripping the country’s online
Sydney Dust Storm Caused By Parramatta Eels Opening Trophy Cabinet To Remove Portrait Of Hayne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Parramatta Eels are facing the wrath of Sydneysiders today after being revealed as the cause
Cabbie Praised For At Least Mentioning Weather Before Launching Into “Fucking Uber” Rant
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Taxi Driver is being lauded with praise today, after managing to squeeze in some
Parent Films School Play Someone Will Eventually Be Held Captive With
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Eleanor Mitchell (42) felt very proud as she watched her daughter perform in a school play
Local Woman Justifies Wasting Her Day By Calling It ‘Life Admin’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young woman has alleviated a chunk of guilt today, but finidng good reason for doing
Dad’s Frequent Mailbox Runs A Decent Sign He’s Been Nabbed By A Speed Camera Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Eyebrows have been raised in Betoota Heights as father of three Rodney McKinnon (62) went out
Adelaide Hipsters Impossible To Tell Apart From Adelaide Non-Hipsters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new report commissioned by the CSIRO has today confirmed that it is impossible to tell