Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
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Remaining Fence Posts In North QLD Ruined By Slacklines After PETA Finally Arrive To Help Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a big week of dancing on Steve Irwin’s grave and legitimately asking the world’
Sniffer Dogs Euthanised After Wandering Into Young Liberals Function At Star Casino
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a bizarre deviation from protocol, the NSW police have today instantly destroyed three unlucky canine
Remaining Fence Posts In North QLD Now Used For Slacklines After PETA Staff Finally A To Help The Cows
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a big week of dancing on Steve Irwin’s grave and legitimately asking the world’s pet-owner to only refer to their pets as companions, PETA have today
Oscars: Hemsworth Brothers Disappear For A Quick Slap During Best Foreign Film
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The biggest night in showbusiness is here, with the Academy Awards now underway in Los Angeles.
The Nightwatchman Pledges $2B Towards That Hippy Climate Bullshit That He Doesn’t Believe In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison will today launch a pre-election climate change policy, pledging $2 billion
February Sports Lull Sees Local Jock Resort To Shouting Will Ferrell Quotes At House Party
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local mouthbreather, Corey Boyden (30), has today proven to his greater friendship circle that he can
Gold Coast Residents Disappointed Cyclone Oma Didn’t Get As Far As The M1 Yatala Turn-Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While roofers and tilers right across the South-East corner are still on medical leave, residents
Male Heavy Liberal Party Candidate List Mistaken For Festival Line Up
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the country embraces for the upcoming federal election, several media outlets have made the embarrassing
Teenage Goths Revealed To Be Best Authority On Whether Global Warming Is Real
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A new report published by Australia’s peak weather, climate and water agency, the Bureau of
Tarocash Robot Lets Out Long Beep And Looks On Longingly At Uni Pub Crawl
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A corporate robot who shops at Tarocash is today regretting the decision to sign away his
Local Sociopath Actually Sticks To One Beer Promise Down The Pub
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A known binge drinker has sent shockwaves through his friendship group this afternoon after sticking to
Country Dad Reckons His Home Cooked Breakfast Would Cost $40 Down In Sydney
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A Betoota Cotton Farmer has caused his family to roll their eyes in unison this morning