Gen X Rock Dog Makes It To 52 Before Realising Kram From Spiderbait’s Name Is Mark And Kram Is Mark Backwards
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An old fool from our town's cosmopolitan French Quarter has had his
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Aliens Bypass Earth After Learning About CrossFit
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Extra-terrestrial researchers had their life’s ambition ripped away from them at the last minute
Local Couple Clash Over What Constitutes A ‘Serving Size’
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A local couple embarking on a joint weight loss journey have butted heads this evening while
Friends Eagerly Await End Of Breakup Cooling Off Period So They Can Begin Slagging Ex-Boyfriend
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Time appears to have slowed down for a group of friends today after yet another day
Nightwatchman’s Media Team Ban FM Radio Interviews Until This Engadine Maccas Shit Dies Down
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Scott Morrison has been spoon fed some very clear instructions from his media team today. “Nightwatch-
Absolute Fucking Wanker Does That Beer Thing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local man has today demonstrated to all of his colleagues why he is the office
Barossa Hens Party Activities Based Solely Around Getting The Right Shot In The Vineyards
INGRID DOULTON | Culture | Contact A savvy Maid of Honour named Bridget Elkic is today receiving accolades for the way she
Nightwatchman Refuses To Grant Assange Refuge After WikiLeaks Blows Whistle On Engadine Maccas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s Nightwatchman has today officially ruled out taking Julian Assange in from the London
Christopher Pyne Already Planning Outfit For His ABBA Listening Party
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact High ranking Liberal and prominent South Australian Christopher has today spent the afternoon getting his affairs
Inner City Leftie To Vote Liberal After Shorten Vows To Make Electric Cars Less Exclusive
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact One of Betoota’s French Quarter residents has confirmed to The Advocate this afternoon that he
Nation’s Dirt Bikes Vow To Boycott Qantas Chairman’s Lounge In Solidarity With Fraser Anning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact QANTAS, the country’s most well-regarded airline has suffered a direct hit this morning after
Herbal Tea Found To Be A Gateway To Crystals, Oils And Anti-Vaxxing
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact A disturbing report by the CSIRO has confirmed that herbal tea is a gateway into other
Exhilarating Growth Of Parliament House Lawn Distracts Journalists From Shorten Press Conference
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Opposition Leader Bill Shorten has had to use his ‘grumpy voice’ at a press conference in