David Warner Says He Didn't Call An Uber Home Because No Drivers Ever Respect His Conversation Preference
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Test opener David Warner has told The Advocate this week that he didn&
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Selfish Piece Of Shit Reclines In Cattle Class
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact “Is this guy for real?” Lucy Beach uttered to herself after the man in the seat
Lactose Intolerant Man Throws Caution To The Wind And Dives Into Freezer At Corner Store
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local man with a sensitive little belly has allowed the little devil on his shoulder
Kim K’s Claims Of Studying Law Verified After She Mentions It In Every Conversation She’s Had
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact It has been confirmed today that Kim Kardashian West is without doubt currently studying law. The
Di Natale Scrolls Through Photos Of His Doofer Mates At Coachella And Sighs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Greens Leader Richard Di Natale had a prolonged moment of introspection this afternoon as he scrolled
Dad’s Eyes Light Up At Opportunity To Nail A Reverse Perpendicular Park
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some breaking news out of our town’s Old City District, a local father of
Dusty Woman’s 12 Hour GOT Catchup Marathon Interrupted Briefly By Food Delivery Driver
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local woman who has been a little bit Slim Dusty today, has just had her
The Nightwatchman Drops A Yassou While Meeting With Lebanese Community Members
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s Nightwatchman Prime Minister has today greeted some members of the Australian Lebanese community
Healthy Harold Quietly Whips Out The Mouth Wash After Getting Pulled Over
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact The country’s authority on healthy lifestyles and the puppet responsible for teaching primary school kids
Victorian Friend Somehow Atop Of NRL Tipping Comp
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A group of local NRL enthusiasts have been left dumbfounded today after their mate from Melbourne
Table Tennis Ruined By Mate Who Actually Knows How To Play
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact A group of adult friends spending a weekend down the coast were delighted to discover the
Mainstream Brewery Gives Out Free Hat They Hope Will Become Ironically Cool In 20 Years
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact A marketing executive at mainstream brewery “Boggs” has been labelled as a marketing genius after they
Government Insults The Gays One Last Time And Calls Election On Same Weekend As Eurovision
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In one, and potentially final, insult to the LGBTQI community, the Liberal-National Coalition government has