Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Liberal Campaigner Applies Hand Sanitiser After Hand Shake With Visibly Working Class Voter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young man from Betoota Grove, our town’s version of Mosman, Ascot or Toorak, has
Upper-Middle-Class Woman’s Self-Diagnosed OCD About As Real As Her Self-Diagnosed Gluten Intolerance
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A local woman has today used a serious medical condition as an excuse for her behaviour
Footyhead Bullishly Hitting Joint At House Party Moments Away From Being Spear-Tackled By THC
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Betoota Dolphins centre, Todd Bellamy, is moments away from knowing what it means to green out,
One Nation Voter Says Pauline Is Only Person That Truly Understands Her Apart From Bliss N Eso
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young Betoota Heights woman has sat down with The Advocate today to explain to us
Bill Shorten Shows Off How Multicultural He Is By Ordering A Panini At Subway
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The leader of the Opposition and How I Met Your Mother Enthusiast Bill Bradbury Shorten has
Scientists Shocked To Discover Palmer United Leaflets At The Bottom Of The Mariana Trench
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In a sad indictment on the state of the planet we call home, some US explorers
NRL Confirms Plans To Make Magic Round Even More Reckless Next Year By Hosting It On The Goldie
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact NRL CEO Todd Greenberg has confirmed this afternoon that the organisation plans to make it’s
NRL Player Goes Back To Brisbane Hotel Room And Puts On A Movie
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In an incredible breaking story from the river city of Brisbane, The Betoota Advocate can officially
Local Bloke Stages Coup Against Girlfriend After She Says She’s Banning Kick-Ons At Their Apartment
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Local crane operator, Todd Harrison, has today committed his mind to something for the first time
NRL Hires Magician To Cast Invisibility Cloak Over Its Players This Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The NRL has gone all out this today to make sure this weekend is a success.
Brisbane’s Cocaine Dealers Put On Hundreds Of Extra Staff For Magic Round
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The River City’s Cocaine Industry isn’t currently being run off it’s feet today.
Surprisingly Small List Of Damages To AirBNB On Bucks Weekend More Than Budgeted For In Bond
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A wave of disappointment has washed over a group of mates this morning after the damages