Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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“I’m A Big Kid At Heart” Says Grown Man Who Sleeps In A Single Bed
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In breaking news, it has been revealed that local unit Nick ‘Kingo’ King refers to himself
Billie Eilish Pleads Guilty To Bringing The Blue Hair Dye Back Into Nation’s High Schools
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT American superstar Billie Eilish has today been identified as the culprit responsible for causing the current
Israel Folau Back At Training After Royal Brunei Steps Up To Replace Qantas As Major Sponsor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news out of the Republic of Sydney this morning, it has been confirmed
We Need To Protect Religious Freedoms Explains Advocate For Complete Ban On Religous Garments
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Ipswich’s second most famous celebrity, Pauline Hanson has this afternoon tried to repair some of
Dutton Assures Reporters That It’s His Mates That Benefit From Big Childcare Contracts, Not Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Peter Dutton has moved to uncross the wires of a few journalists this afternoon, after being
Advertising Agency Makes Up For Not Paying Overtime By Installing Sparkling Water On Tap
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact One of Betoota’s top advertising agencies, TBJUQS/Smith, has successfully tricked its employees into thinking
Presence Of Schoolmate In Uni Lecture Crushes 1st-Year Student’s Dreams Of Re-Inventing Self
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Things were looking up for young Hugo Watson-Wilson this year. With the start to his university
America Reckons They’ve Finally Found A Country They’d Be Able To Beat In A War
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some developing news out of the land of the free and the home of the
Milan Edges Out Regional Victoria With Winning Bid To Host 2026 Winter Olympics
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some news out of Europe today, it has been officially confirmed that Rural Victoria’s
NRL Announce Superstar Joel Turner Will Be Pre Match Entertainment For Origin Game Three
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The NRL have just confirmed that tonight’s incredible pre-match Origin performance won’t be a
Perth Overcome With People Asking Where The Pokies Are
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The capital of the aspiring Republic of Western Australia has today been flooded by hordes of
Funeral Guest Immediately Regrets Asking Mourning Family Member How Things Have Been
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Belle Goliath, the girlfriend of Bill Smith, is today attending the funeral of the late Sandrine