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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government's pathetic gambling reforms look set to pass through Parliament this
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Distinction Average Student Underplays Nerdy Home Life By Claiming She Definitely Failed Exam
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young university student named Ashley White who still lives at home with her parents and
“It’s Quiet… Too Quiet” Says Increasingly Nervous NRL Integrity Unit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Employees at the frequently frantic NRL Integrity Unit are this afternoon pacing the halls of their
Country Girl Hoping Entire Staff Party Drunk Enough That No One Notices Her Moving To The Rums
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact After hazily scouring the room through squinted eyes, a drunk Sarah Thornhill is slowly making her
Local Bloke Out On The Road For Work Treats All Of His Mates To A Phone Call About Nothing
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Being on the road for work can be a lonely and thankless task, however one sales
PornHub Reports Huge Spike In Searches For ‘Fluming’
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact It’s only been a few days since Flume’s rear end rumble went viral, however
Girls Drinks Pauses For Moment Of Solemn Reflection After Anaconda Comes On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local session in the Old City District has taken a brief moment to pause and
Aspiring Teen Sportsman With Notable Lack of Talent Makes Tactical Shift To Field Hockey
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A young man without the world at his feet has today announced a sporting career change.
BOM Thoughtfully Urges Nation To Keep Their Fluids Up With Arrival Of Slightly Warmer Weather
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Bureau Of Meteorology has today urged the nation to take the arrival of the warmer
60 Minutes Calls Up Pauline Hanson To Analyse Meghan Markle’s Standing In The Royal Family
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Flagship Channel 9 Current Affairs program 60 Minutes has wowed viewers today with the teaser ‘for
Disgusting Video Emerges Of Flume Eating A Fillet-O-Fish
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Australian DJ Flume has shocked fans for the second time in a week, after a new
England Also Claim Rhianna
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some breaking news out of the currently imploding isle of ‘Great’ Britain, England has today
Nation Still Under Impression That Appealing To Peter Dutton’s Conscience Might Actually Work
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news out of the Southern continent of Australia, it’s been confirmed today