Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Malcolm Roberts Takes Parliamentary Leave In Bid To Storm Area 51
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One Nation Senator and self-appointed Minister for National and International Conspiracy Theories Malcolm Roberts, has today
Report: Well That Was A Waste Of 7 Weeks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In a damning report released earlier this morning, it has been confirmed that the last 7
Instagram Influencer’s Most Recent Post Reaches New Milestone Of Likes From People Taking A Dump
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact @Bec_the_sun_lover, one of Betoota’s biggest Instagram influencers, is today celebrating her most-liked
Big Kahuna On Weight Loss Journey Opts For Diet Sprite
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Tom ‘The Bull’ McMutton, third-grade prop for the Betoota Dolphins, was told by his doctor that
Pilot Of 1997 Corolla Checks Everyone Has Seatbelts On Before Taking Off
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Passengers on a late-night Maccas run were assured of their safety as captain of the 1997
Untrustworthy Nature Documentary Not Even Narrated By David Attenborough
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Recent nature documentaries are undergoing a new trend, moving away from the natural effervescent symphony of
Australian Asserts Authority Overseas By Reminding Them Their Coffee Sucks
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australian traveller Bonnie Henderson (28) has asserted authority over our colonial overlords today by reminding the
“I Have A Headache” Says Mate Who Drinks 1.25L Of Coke Every Smoko
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local construction worker Lesley Scott (38) is reported to be complaining about a headache again during
Study Finds Parents Attribute 80% Of Child’s Grievances To Being On Phone Too Damn Much
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT A recent report released by the CSIRO’s Diamantina outpost has revealed that a staggering 80%
Ecstatic Woman Had No Idea Partner Would Propose With Ring She Chose, On Weekend She Suggested
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT Jasmine Hawkinson has surprised her boyfriend today with acting skills he didn’t know she had.
Friend Request From Weirdo At Work Stays On The Backburner For Another Week
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT Steph Lidcome has today let her finger hover over the accept button of a friend request
Lycra Clad City Worker Wondering What Else He’s Gotta Do For Someone To Bring Up ‘Le Tour’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A charismatic local accountant has today been left scratching his head today. The cuff link enthusiast