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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cameron Smith, the champion Maroons and Storm number 9 has ruled himself out of the running
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Rugby Australia Install Anti Pigeon Spikes On Office Windowsill
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a somewhat predictable situation, Rugby Australia’s Marketing Pigeon has taken the fall for the
Local Woman Gives Up On Self And Downs Panadol With Leftover Sprite From Last Night
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Hangovers bring out the worst in people at the best of times, but one Betoota
British Empire Enjoys One Last Win
BREAKING NEWS | CONTACT The British empire has enjoyed one last win today it can be confirmed. This comes after the English Rugby side beat the Wallabies 40-16. Unfortunately, the referees cannot really be blamed either.
Japanese Rugby Superfan Bak San Body Paints The Bunnies Jersey For Wallabies Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of Oita, the Japenese cult hero Bak San has just nailed
Wallabies Fan In Tokyo Dreams Of The Day It’s Alright For Him To Pass Out Drunk In Australia
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact A Betoota Dolphin’s prop who is on his first international trip has this evening
Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Dons His Best Pair Chinos And Baxters Ahead Of Big Day Of NRC
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Rugby Australia’s crack marketing pigeon has today swooned into the office for one of the
Local Girl Returning From Holiday Gifts Boyfriend Well-Thought-Out Present From Airport
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact A local Yoga enthusiast has had her peaceful chakra disrupted this afternoon after remembering that
Nation Still Trying To Figure Out Who That NRL Opening Act Was
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Two weeks on from one of the most contentious NRL Grand Final’s in recent
Plumber Digs His Own Hole
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local plumber has caused quite a stir on site this afternoon. The scene was caused
Nation Shocked A House Full Of Pissed Bogans Hasn’t Descended Into Run-It-Straight-Challenges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news out of the Bachie mansion, it has been confirmed today that over
Absolute Psycho From High School Now A Registered Nurse
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACT Local woman Samantha Jade had been mindlessly scrolling through her Facebook when she came across some
Yet Another LinkedIn Notification Reminds Woman About Her Completely Pointless Digital Footprint
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local woman Stacey Brice had been enjoying her day when she received a LinkedIn notification. Thinking