NRL Fans Gather Like Medieval Peasants To Watch A Public Execution Of The Dragons
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The clock tower bells of Brisbane are ringing this afternoon as the city prepares
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SANZAR Admit That Axing Japan From Super Rugby Might Not Have Been Their Smartest Idea
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Multinational sporting body SANZAR have today shocked the Rugby World by admitting that they might have
Local Woman Devastated To Realise She’s Now At The Age Where Bouncers Don’t Ask for ID
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A twenty-eight-year-old account manager at a big PR agency in Betoota is consoling herself this evening
Wallabies Relishing Underdog Status Ahead Of Crunch Match Against Uruguay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Wallabies captain Michael Hooper has told the media that his side is relishing the underdog tag
Japanese PM Admits Greatest Shame Is Allowing Grown Men To Drive Around As Nintendo Characters
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact In an exclusive interview with The Advocate, Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, has opened up about
Impending Recession To Be Solved By Offering No Policies And Awkwardly Sucking Up To America
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In good news for nervous Australians, it can be confirmed today that the impending recession shouldn’
Drought-Stricken Farmer In Ice-Ravaged Town Comforted By PM’s New Plans For Mars Exploration
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A rapidly ageing farmer has had a moment of Zen this week. The 34-year-old father of
Erin Molan Confirms Plans To Develop CTE In Effort To Broaden Appeal With NRL Fan Base
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Rugby League presenter and journalist Erin Molan has confirmed today that she’s got some exciting
Wallabies Fan Drinking 9% Tinnie On The Train Shudders Imagining This Being Allowed Back Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A young Wallabies fan touring Japan has had a shocking thought today. Sipping upon a 9%
Dad’s 20-Year-Old New Balance Joggers The Deciding Factor In His Baggage Being Overweight
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Shit has hit the fan at Betoota Domestic Airport today after a local dad was told
Oh Fuck: New Guy At Work ‘A Hugger’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An accountants agency has become an even more hostile environment with the unexpected addition of affection.
Public Speaking Subjects Fails To Prepare Arts Grad For Negotiating With Drunk Blokes In Pokies
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local bartender Liv Cotric (25) stated that as she was forced to call security on a
Bloke Referring To Triple J As ‘The Js’ Not Fucking Around
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT 11 am at the Betoota Railway Tavern beer garden on a Thursday you are likely to