NRL Fans Gather Like Medieval Peasants To Watch A Public Execution Of The Dragons
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The clock tower bells of Brisbane are ringing this afternoon as the city prepares
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Military Strategists Praise Move To Abandon People Fighting Against The Enemy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some positive news for the President of The United States and the Prime Minister of
Leader Of Church That Harbours Thousands Of Rock Spiders Worried Gay Marriage Is A Bad Look
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Anglican Archbishop Glenn Davies has today explained that it’s time for his Church to
McCormack Excitedly Shows PM Where The National Party Are Planning On Putting All His Prayers
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In a meeting of the minds, Deputy Prime Minister Michael McCormack has today excitedly taken the
Office Sandwich Press Hardest Working Employee
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Hard work has not gone unrecognised at a Betoota Heights law firm where the kitchen sandwich
Gen-Z Develops Interest In Playing Outside And Drinking From Hose After Fortnite Goes Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some great news for shared Facebook profiles, the nation’s Gen-Z’s have finally been
Entire Sales Team On Edge As Manager Continues To Say “Pacific” Instead Of Specific
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT The Positions Vacant sign has again been spotted on the fence of the Betoota Engineering and
Hundreds Of Thousands Of Fish Die In Most Recent Bout Of ‘Needless Anxiety’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some tragic news out of the Murray Darling basin, a large number of fish have
Dozens Injured In Bali After Receiving A Full Nelson
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Scores of nighttime revellers on the island of Bali have been injured this week after one
Leaked Liberal Agenda Surprisingly Doesn’t Include Any Death Threats Aimed At Barnaby Joyce
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In an embarrassing gaffe for the government today, the party’s internal agenda for the week
iPhone Notes Mostly Made Up Of Strongly Worded Texts That Were Too Strongly Worded To Send
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local woman Gemma Bishop has again taken to her iPhone notes to pump out some passive-aggressive
NRL Off-Season Officially Kicks Off With 300 Haymakers Outside Balinese Nightclub
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT After what seemed like an eternity, the NRL Off-Season is finally here. Following up from last
Quieter Group Of High School Mates Announce Plans For Schoolies In Canberra
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact In light of the government’s has recent announcement that growing and processing marijuana for personal