Single Blokes Of Brisbane Furious As The Womanising Ekka Wood Choppers Roll Into Town
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ruggedly good looking champions of Australia's oldest sport have arrived in Brisbane this
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Worst Bloke In Friendship Circle Plays Dumb After Arriving With Schooners In A Pint Round
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact It’s long been suspected that Tim Houghton was the shittest bloke in their friendship group,
Catalan Dragons Controversially Sign Margaret Court On Lucrative 2 Year Deal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT French rugby league club Catalan Dragons have sensationally pulled off a second huge signing today. After
Byron Mum Worried This Coronavirus Might Result In Another Deadly Vaccine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Byron mother and online retailer of bespoke Balinese goods Andrea Vachser has today taken to a
West End Arts Student Expected To Swing Democratic Primaries With His New Bernie Bucket Hat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota born and raised Aldous Whitely has today thrown the US Democratic Party Nomination race on
NASA Announce Mars Volunteers Must Stand Outside In Penrith For An Hour To Pass Physical
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact If climate change deniers needed another sign that climate change is real and we are all
NRL Off-Season Somehow Still Able To Make Headlines Alongside Coronavirus, Kobe, Impeachment
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In what comes as a real feather in the NRL Off-Season’s Cap, the greatest
All Aboard: Kyng Kyrgios Train Departing Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of the city of Melbourne, the Kyng Kyrgios Express is departing now. For those wishing to get aboard the Express Service, please take a seat immediately. The train is about to take off against tennis icon Rafael Nadal.
Late 20s Couple Plan Retirement After Choosing Better Homes & Gardens Over Jaegerbombs
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Formerly young couple Jerry and Virginia Parker had a rude wake-up call on Friday night,
Critical Reaction To Latest Album Gives Eminem Great Idea For Next Album
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although many hypothesised Detroit horror-rapper Eminem peaked in 2002, the man himself continues to make
Report: Good Weekend To Get The Fuck Off Social Media
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A ten-year study by the CSIRO has concluded that this weekend was a pretty good
JK Rowling Reveals Australian Wizards Are Anti #changethedate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Author of the best selling Harry Potter series and the gift that keeps on shitting, JK
East Coast Residents Frightened By Mysterious Falling Water Phenomenon
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT East coast of Australia residents were not sure how to react this week when unexpectedly confronted