NRL Fans Gather Like Medieval Peasants To Watch A Public Execution Of The Dragons
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The clock tower bells of Brisbane are ringing this afternoon as the city prepares
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Disney+ To Create More Realistic Prince Who Is In Elite Paedophile Sex Ring
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving they are for all children, entertainment conglomerate The Walt Disney Company continues to fill their
Year 12 Pranksters Hit By Increasing Cost of Fuel
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As blame continues to be passed around for the comparative lack of newsworthy pranks pulled by
Teacher Carrying On Like He’s Not About To Put His Trotters Up For Six Weeks
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT If you think your job is stressful, then according to Taylor Price you don’t even
Aspiring Prime Minister Receives His Mandatory Rhodes Scholarship Out Of A Cereal Box
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young Liberal has today received the glowing tick of approval he’s dreamed about all
Office Christmas Party Great Chance To Meet Employees From Other Departments, Especially HR
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As the work Christmas party gets tantalisingly closer, millions of Australian workers are eagerly anticipating the
Report: Predatory Multinational Bookmakers Who Pay Next To No Tax Might Be A Bit Crook
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that has shaken the nation to its very core, a report has emerged
Squizzy Taylor Claims He Shared A Room At Oxford With Stephen Hawking
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In another blow for the embattled Energy Minister who doesn’t believe in Climate Change, Angus
Function Waiter Silently Judges Woman Coming Back For Fourth Arancini Ball
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local function waiter, Jess Childs, has today revealed that she does, in fact, judge people
Nation Getting Pretty Interested In What Kind Of Dirt Angus Taylor Has On Scott Morrison
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has become increasingly interested in what images, video and information Angus Taylor has on
Cafe Phases Out Cups By Pouring Hot Coffee Directly Into Customers’ Mouths
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Tongues are literally wagging in the Betoota CBD this morning as trendy café Caff.Hey! implements
Impulsive Servo Ice Cream Fails To Get A Mention In Local Woman’s New Fitness App
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local woman Jessie Harcourt has recently enlisted the help of a popular fitness and nutrition app
Hippy Activists Not Quite As Disruptive As Thing They Were Protesting Against In Hindsight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Following the fourth week of severe bushfires ravaging the country, it can be confirmed today that