Aussie TV Feeling Young And Exciting After All The Old Men Place Themselves In Vertical Screen Retirement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Robert Irwin has received wide praise for his exceptional performance as the youngest ever host of
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Weak Water Bubbler Most Intimate Situation Local Man Has Experienced In Months
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Despite his best efforts, Betoota Heights Tim Brown has had a hard time netting himself a
Barnaby Rolls In For A Big Day Of Working For The People He Represents In Parliament
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Barnaby Joyce has today shocked the nation by heading in to work for a big day
Yuppie City Gym Blasts A Bit Of Kendrick To Make Corporate Sacks Feel Harder Than They Are
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact A local gym as introduced a new policy to make men who’ve grown up in
MAFS Producer Fired After Pairing Up Two People Relatively Suited To Each Other
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad news from the cutthroat world of reality television, a Channel Nine producer is
Bird Droppings On Clean Car Linked To Greens
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Mere weeks after apparently single-handedly causing the massive bushfires that have devastated much of Australia,
Government Makes Mistake Of Exposing Australian Citizens To How Shit Christmas Island Is
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world and nation come to terms with the rapid spread of the devastating Coronavirus,
Selectors Increasingly Worried That Their Wives Keep Asking About The Greek Boy From Perth
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a shock for the nation’s cricket fans, Marcus Stoinis has been snubbed from Australia’
Canberra Worried Katter Is Actually Going To Start Shooting People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The regional centre of Canberra, and the nation at large to a certain extent has today
New Mother Seemingly Only Person In World Surprised By Natural Ageing Process
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Despite growing up herself, Kate Domonic has today revealed to the world that she still hasn’
Arnott’s Releases New Tim Tim Flavoured Tim Tam
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Following the announcement of 4 new 2020 flavour releases including Murray River Salted Caramel (which presumably
Psychopathic Pet Cat Maintains Eye Contact While Tearing Up The Couch
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Tina the house cat has reached a new level of shitty today after attacking a Chesterfield
2014 FIFA World Cup Opening Ceremony Repackaged For 2020 Super Bowl
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While today might be ‘America’s Day,’ there are plenty around our own country who don’