Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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NRL Anti-Vaxxer’s Love Of Money Actually Stronger Than His Philosophical Stance On Flu Shots
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news that has rattled the nation to its very core, some NRL players have chosen
Nation’s Boomers Excited For Pubs To Re-Open After Months Without Making Any Noise Complaints
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local semi-retired down-sizers Maple Dawson (67) and Barry Dawson (72) say that they know
Coronavirus Cases Fall As Youths Turn To Trendy New Viruses
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Infections are still falling across the nation. However, the news may not as good as it
After Weeks Of Whining Like A Climate Change Protestor, Sam Newman Shanks It On The First Hole
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It was a somewhat sad state of affairs down on some golf course in Melbourne today,
Subway Announces New 1.5 Metre Long Social Distancing Sub
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT For those who wish to indulge in the brain-altering tang of preservative rich processed foods
“Fuck The Mainstream Media” Says Man Who Became A Millionaire Working For Mainstream Media
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some unsurprising news this afternoon, Paleo Pete Evans has today said something curious. The Celebrity
Melbourne Freelancer Confirms He Usually Lives In Brooklyn By Calling A Corner Shop A Bodega
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT There is no denying COVID-19 has caused widespread tragedy, including the devastating news that Travis
“Duh, Maybe, Uh, We Should, Duh, Start Thinking About, Duh, Starting Again Too Duhh” Says AFL
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man in charge of running the Australian Football League has today suggested that maybe it’
Local Couple Fined For Failing To Greet Or Acknowledge Fellow Bushwalkers Passing On The Track
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT For a pair of French Quarter Residents, what was supposed to be a cheap weekend has
House Destroyed In Massive Blast After Stoned Man Ignores “Do Not Attempt To Reheat Unpopped Kernels” Warning
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A house on the outskirts of East Betoota’s Pebblecrete Belt was reduced to rubble on
Makes Sense: Isolated City Couple Now Understanding Why Country People Have Kids So Young
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Sitting in her recently renovated two-bedroom cell, Tiffany Watson looked around and wondered what the
Multinational Brand Frantically Trying To Jam Itself Down Consumers Throats In Compassionate Way
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact “Quickly” shouts the managing director of an unnamed soft drink company. “We need to completely change