Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Destiny’s Child’s ‘I’m A Survivor’ Already Pencilled In As 2021 NRL Theme Song
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact After only just releasing the 2020 version of Tina Turner’s, Simply the Best, to celebrate
Nation Quietly Waiting For Reality Television To Be Also Cancelled Due To The Corona
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Sporting events, concerts and school; all being cancelled due to the global outbreak of COVID-19, a
Report: Super Rugby Probably Gonna Be Ok
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s rugby union’s fans are breathing a sigh of relief this morning after
Local Man Becomes World’s First Groomzilla During Cost-Related Wedding List Cull
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact You’ve heard of bridezillas and mumzillas, but this evening in a young engaged couple’s
Local Bloke Amazed By Huge Number Of Housewarming Invites After Purchasing Ute
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Betoota local Tommy Hammond is having trouble keeping on top of his rapidly expanding social life
World Wondering If It’s Up To The Climate Crisis After Being Crippled By Man Eating A Bat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world at large* is today wondering if things are really that grim today. With the
Local Bloke Finally Wins Over Father-In-Law With Grand Final Stream During Random Cousin’s Wedding
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In what comes as a truly heartwarming story from our little desert outpost, Sam Hart has
Local Landlord Happy To Waive This Month’s Rent For Self Isolating Casual Worker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a touching news story from our town’s Betoota Ponds district today, a local landlord
Gold Coast Hospital Staff Roll In A Wilson Volleyball To Keep Tom Hanks Company In Quarantine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After 20 years, the Cast Away sequel the world has been waiting for has finally arrived.
Infected Junior Lawyers Informed They Can Isolate Themselves In The Office For 12 Days
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Young lawyers at Betoota’s Mauricewood and Jameson’s law firm have today been informed that
Kevin Rudd Looking Extra Smug Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While most of the world looks on in anxiousness at what is unfolding as a result
Scotty From Marketing Says Only Thing He’s Ever Cared About No Longer A Priority
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of Canberra, the nation’s Head of Marketing has confirmed that