Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Australian Grand Prix To Be Replaced With Multiplayer Daytona USA
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT After the cancellation of the Australian Grand Prix in Melbourne over Coronavirus fears, F1 fans are
North Korea Praised For Closing Borders To Protect Civilians From Virus
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In an unexpected move, the World Health Organisation has praised North Korea for beating the coronavirus,
Barnaby To Lay Low Until Someone Wants A Hot Take On Abortions Or Climate Skepticism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the desperate times call for desperate measures for all members of society (apart from residents
British Press Frantically Scheme How To Blame ‘That Witch’ For Further Infecting The Royal Family
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As British Royal Family enthusiasts freak out about Prince Charles’ Covid-19 diagnosis, the UK press are
Sport-Starved Punter Calls All Of His Aunties Across QLD For Tips On Weekend’s Council Elections
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Putting on his best good nephew voice today, Brandon Simpson decided to try and get a
Bored Home Schooled Kid Would Give Anything To Go To The Trampoline Venue Right Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local homeschooled kid named Aldous Hemmingway who is bored out of his mind right now,
World Hopes Boomers Remember Sacrifices Made To Ensure Survival When We Talk About Climate Change Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Covid-19 Crisis continues to worsen, the world’s Under 50s have today urged the
Nation’s Job Seekers Begin Enquiring About Those Lucrative Work From Home Gigs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As nearly a million Australian’s find themselves in the shithouse position of being out of
Sterlo Breaks Out The Jack Gibson Fur Coat As Parramatta Technically Win The 2020 NRL Premiership
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While many around the country are currently coming to terms with the crushing news that the
Border Force Claim There’s Been Boomers Overboard In Effort To Turn Cruise Ships Around
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news breaking this afternoon, the Australian Border Force has today claimed that boomers
Gladys Grits Teeth And Smiles Through Another Captain’s Call By Scotty The Medical Expert
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a similar vein to press conferences all weekend, NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has today smiled,
Australians Returning From Overseas Told To Immediately Jump In An Uber And Go Self-Isolate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation continues to try and figure out exactly what everyone should be doing other