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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane-based French antique importer, Peter Terrace (55), says it's really bizarre how for one
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Melbourne Retailers To Double Price Of Masks And Label Them ‘Vintage’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a move to improve the public image of masks in Victoria, the Deputy Chief Medical
Local Woman Awkwardly Commits To Holding Door For Pensioner Who’s At Least 12 Paces Behind
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT There are few awkward experiences everyone has felt at least once in their life. Realising that
Half Sucked Throat Lozenge Wrapped In Tissue Wreaks Havoc On Washing Machine
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Grumbling to herself as she picks bits of lint and tissue off some soggy wet uniforms,
Dan Andrews Puts On His Suburban Dad Hat And Tells Victoria That Only Boring People Get Bored
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The escalating diplomatic spat between Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews and Karen from Brighton has geared up
Eternally Closing Down Rug Store Announces COVID-19 Limit Of 2 Rugs Per Customer
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In a sign of the times, moderately popular rug store Crazy Sam’s Discount Rugs Closing
“So We Have To Buy Our Own Masks?!” Says Outraged Melburnian Who Thinks Tampons Grow On Trees
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Dandenong man is today learning what it’s like to have to pay for Essential
Sideline Dad Wins MVP Of Under 12s Soccer Match After Making Volunteer Referee Cry
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In an unusual move, no players in the Betoota Bandicoots Under 12s soccer team were awarded
Existential Crisis Postponed As Man Interrupts Search For Meaning And Purpose To Search For 10mm Socket
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Local man Nathan East was forced to suspend an unusually deep line of thought on Sunday
Existential Crisis Postponed As Man Interrupts Search For Meaning And Purpose To Search For 10mm Socket
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Local man Nathan East was forced to suspend an unusually deep line of thought on Sunday
Man Quickly Deletes All Dating Apps After Aunt Says She Knows A Girl Who Might Be Good For Him
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Whoever said romance is dead? With dating apps now the preferred method of finding people to
Whoops! Local Man Realises A Little Too Late That Unloaded Dishes Are All Dirty
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Waking up with a severely parched mouth, a groggy Dave rolls over onto the side of
Woman Spends Entire Date Wandering What Patrons The Ceiling Light Would Fall On
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local woman Jessica Langdon is back into the dating scene after redownloading all the dating apps