I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Former Cricketer Pops Up On Regional TV To Make Sure You’re Buying Australian Steel
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT One long-acknowledged charm of regional Australia is the local TV commercials, usually featuring the business owner
Scientist Recreate What Brisbane River Would Look Like If Queenslanders Weren’t Allowed Near It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Several scientists from the CSIRO have today released images that accurately show what the iconic Brisbane
Australia Facing Critical Shortage Of Aluminium Foil As More Melbourne Protests Planned
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Although the nationwide shortage of toilet paper is thankfully over, Melbourne residents are facing a
Tasmanians Isolated After Strong Winds Blow Away WiFi Signal From Mainland
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In another blow to Tasmania, residents have been further isolated by the loss of the
Oakleigh Almost Confused For Athens After Papou Installs Decorative Fibreglass Balustrades
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After thirty years of renovating, local papou, Conrad Gerbouris (72) is finally content with his front
English Party Guest Forced To Rate Everyone’s British Accent
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT What was a sensible if not COVID-19 guideline pushing dinner party divulged into a makeshift British
Public Shocked As Celebrities Give Baby Stupid Name
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Planet Earth has been left spinning dizzily on it’s axis this week after it
Tourism Australia Quietly Drops Victoria As A Destination
BEAU RIVERS | Local News | Contact Victoria has today been quietly dropped from all Tourism Australia (TA) publications, as the hipster
Scotty From Marketing Shows He’s One Of Us By Building Cubby House In Front Of Media Scrum
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In earth-shattering news, Scotty from Marketing has shown he is just a regular person like
McCormack Weighs In: ‘BLM Actually Forced Our NSW Branch To Try And Blow Up A Sitting Government’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Michael McCormack has finally spoken out about John Barilaro’s brazen attempts to get himself a
Committed Metalhead Wears Cannibal Corpse Long Sleeve To First Casual Friday At New Office Job
BEAU RIVERS | Local News | Contact Local metalhead Jay Degura has today really pushed the limits of his workplaces’ casual Friday
Side Salad Fucking Kidding Itself
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The tokenistic bowl of hand cut vegetables that accompanied a $12 shnitty and chips has got