Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Resident Cockroach Appalled By The Living Conditions In Local Share House
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “These people are animals,” he said. “I can’t it any longer, I’m
Height Of Comedy: Office Manager Busts Out Of Men’s Room Wearing Santa Costume
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In a hilarious sequence of events, a man dressed as Santa has appeared in a Betoota
Cash From Grandma Will Always Be Most Practical Gift Local Man Will Ever Receive
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are many practical things Greg Toad would’ve liked to have received this
Love Actually Producer Buys 30th Home In The Bahamas
KENT REGINALD | Film | Contact Love Actually producer and guy who loves Christmas more than Jesus himself, Duncan Kenworthy, has today
Designated Drivers Advised To Steer Clear Of Nan’s Rum Balls
Police have issued a warning to all designated drivers today: Stay away from Nan’s Rum Balls. The warning comes
“Jeez, Party At Your Place Tonight?” Says Smart Arse In Bottle Shop
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local half-wit has taken delight in poking fun at the amount of grog currently
Report: Does Mum Have To Be Any Clearer About No Glass In The Pool?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Australian Pool Safety association has delved into whether or not it
Man Railroaded Into Complimenting Friend’s Weird-Looking Baby
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man has confided in The Advocate today about something that happened
Retail Employee Considering Life Of Poverty After Suffering Through Third Week Of Carols
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young woman has revealed to The Advocate today that she is seriously contemplating whether it’
Stomach Yet To Register The Non-Stop Consumption Of Cherries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent study by the Australian Farmers Federation, in partnership with both the CSIRO and Australian
Even The Nephews And Nieces Have Noted How Shamefully Pissed You Were Yesterday
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact As the the sore heads try to pretend they aren’t sore, the extended family makes
Lifeguards Sigh As Yet Another Kook Dad Runs Directly Into Rip Tide
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Oh for fucks sake!” he sighed. “I’ve only just got dry. Hey! Hey!