I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Local Smooth Operator Demonstrates Strength By Asking 50kg Woman To Punch His Abs
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President Who Was Initially Elected With Less Votes Than Opponent Claims The System Is Rigged
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The current President of the United States has today called the system that elected him rigged.
NSW Are Still On Top Here Explains Gus
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Blues are on top here, Gus Gould has just revealed. This comes after 80 minutes
Entire Maroons Team Feared To Have Contracted Covid-19 Reveals Wayne Bennett
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some devastating news for the Queensland State of Origin team, there are fears the entire
Trump Appears To Take Close Election Result Quite Well
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The current President of the United States appears to be taking the election numbers quite well,
Bloke Who Loaded Up On Twilight Payment Really Likes Those Odds On Alabama Swinging To Biden
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local punter is refusing to rest on his laurels it can be confirmed. Following a
Report: Florida Swinging Like A Dick In Trackies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the results from the US election begin to flow in from the Eastern states of
Hot Mess Gladys Carries Her Heels For 5 Kilometres After Uber App Crashes At Randwick
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The first Tuesday in November is coming to a close for most people around the country,
Pop Of Champagne Cork Results In Automatic Wooing From Nearby Females
INGRID DOULTON | Fashion | CONTACT A recent report by the Victorian Racing Board has found that people are unable to be
ScoMo Accidentally Puts His Melbourne Cup Money Into The Smokes Machine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT “Fuck!” Those were the words coming out of Scott Morrison’s mouth after he left a
Owner Of Puppy-Farmed Labrador Living In One Bedroom Inner-City Apartment Says Nup To The Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Brunswick woman has today made sure to let all of the people in her echo-chamber
#NupToTheCup Protests Called Off Due To Melbourne Having Real Issues This Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people of Melbourne who like to enjoy a public holiday to celebrate the race that