6 News Stories The Australian Media Could Cover Instead Of Spending A Month Fixated On A Podcast Nobody's Heard Of
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation enters its fourth, arguably fifth week of carrying on about a stupid fucking
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Scotty From Marketing Looking Forward To Mixing Politics And Sport Again This Winter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With January 26th now in his rearview, the head of the Federal Government’s marketing department
Joel Fitzgibbon Demands Labor’s Climate Change Policy Be Solely Based On Keeping Him In A Job
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As storms begin to brew in regards to Anthony Albanese’s leadership, Joel Fitzgibbon has today
BREAKING: January Is Almost Over And You Haven’t Achieved Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In breaking news this evening, it can be revealed that the first of twelve months in
Shift Worker Contemplates Life Eating Servo Sandwich Alone In Car At 3AM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Another eventless evening drew to a close at the Dolphins Leagues Club at 10
Opposition Leader Toys With Idea Of Offering Some Opposition To Controversial Issue
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s shadow leader has this week reportedly contemplated the idea of offering up some
Britain Realises The Bumbling Fool Thing Wasn’t A Gimmick
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the UK becomes the first country in Europe to pass 100,000 coronavirus-related deaths,
Bar Introduces 10 Seconds Of Thinking Music For Indecisive Girlfriends
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Betoota’s fourth favourite watering hole, The Seventh Giggling Cosmonaut (formerly known as the Imperial
Local Gen-Xer Celebrates 50th Birthday By Posting A Non-Ironic Minion Meme
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Local quilting enthusiast Sue Gravoy turned 50 on Thursday and marked the occasion with the
The Betoota Advocate Presents: 30 Other Moments In Australian History That We Could Celebrate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Once again, Australia is stuck in the middle of a culture wars debate over whether or
Government Insists Changing The Date Of Divisive Holiday It Will Be Divisive
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As January 26th arrives, Australians have the annual discussion about changing the date. For some non-
ScoMo Spices Up National Anthem By Replacing Second Verse With A Mundine Rap Interlude
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Flushed with success after replacing a single word in the Australian National Anthem, Scotty from
Man Who Robbed Armaguard Truck In Byron Identified Immediately Due To Personal Anti-Mask Stance
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact A would-be thief has been arrested minutes after holding up an armoured vehicle on