Veteran Tour Guide Delivers Weirdly Sexual Joke In The Middle Of The Day To Complete Silence
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Attendees of a walking tour in Amsterdam were left standing in silence after an aging tour
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Former Child Prodigy Gives Up On Everything They’re Not Instantly Good At
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT As local woman Anna Sandberg looks at her French study notes, she concludes that she wasn’
Democrats Announce Trillion Dollar Bailout For Hedge Funds Burnt By GameStop Financial Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Joe Biden has today announced a giant package to help those who have fallen upon tougher
“This Is Serious” – McGowan Orders The Rusty Gate On The Eyre Highway Be Fixed With A Padlock
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Western Australia has now not only banned people from coming to visit, but have also banned
Sharehouse Revolutionises Storage By Keeping Dirty Oven Tray In Oven
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the neverending saga that is sharehouse optimisation, residents of a French Quarter terrace house (known
Australia Rocked After Learning Collingwood Has A Problem With Systemic Racism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is currently reeling today, after being informed that the Collingwood Football Club has a
Robinhood Rebrands, A Mixologist Reaches For The Midori And A Sicko PE Teacher – February 1
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Graduate Lawyer Pretty Over Being Asked For Legal Advice At Barbecues
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I’m so going to get you to defend me if I get done
Demolition Contractor Weighs Up Copper-Wire-To-Asbestos Ratio Before Accepting Job
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local demolition expert, Digby Schuster, has tentatively accepted to suss out a new gig at the
Ketut Wins 50% In Divorce Lawsuit Against Ex-Wife Rhonda
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT If you thought 2021 was going to be better than 2020 you might want to give
Local Bloke Using A Plastic Bottle Instead Of Buying Proper One Means He’s Only A Casual Smoker
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Inhaling a lungful of air from his now quite dirty homemade bong, local bloke Noah Tomlinson
Real Estate Agent Fails To See Irony In His ‘Justify Your Existence’ Sticker On The Land Rover
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A real estate agent has today failed to see the irony of the ‘Justify your existence’
Local Woman Not In The Mood For Unexpected Item In Bagging Area Shit Right Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT As she calmly packs up her laptop exactly five minutes past five so as not to