"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Bill Gates Admits He’s Now Regretting Turning Down Clippy’s Offer Of Relationship Advice
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Bill Gates, or ‘Gatesy’ as he is known by his new mates down at the TAB,
Local Kids Learn New Grown Up Words After Daddy Steps On Lego Barefoot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Penny (6) and her twin brothers Tom and Roddy have today learnt some new grown-up
Inner-City Creatives Easily Mistaken For Paroled 1990s Underworld Figures
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The current trend of inner-city creatives and university hipsters tucking in plain t-shirts to
Promising Denim Jacket Ruined By Bejewelled Butterfly Pattern On Back
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A woman’s quest to get a nice jacket has today been thwarted by every single
One Night Stand’s Judgy Dog Stares At Fleeing Womaniser With A Vacant Look Of Disgust
CORBIN DANIELS | Relationships| Contact With his ponytail flapping playfully in the warm desert breeze last night, a mildly unpopular accountant
Dad Still Getting Mileage Out Of Asking Vegan Daughter How They Milk Those Almonds
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In an interconnected world that has seen comedy become a faster moving industry than ever before,
Are You A Multinational With An Office In Singapore? You Could Be Set To Cash In At Tax Time!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact If you are a giant profit-driven multinational business with a complex company structure, there’s
Report: 90% Of Business Students Recent School Leavers Whose Parents Forced Them To Go To Uni
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A new survey suggests that up to 90% of business students are 17-year-olds that
Blame Game Begins As Local Sharehouse Misses Bin Night For Another Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The residents of Lower Holland Street in Betoota Hills were woken this morning by
Government Set To Meet Climate Targets By Giving 10 Billion To Dying Fossil Fuel Industries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today assured the nation, and the world, that we are on
Unbelievable Revelations Emerge That Our Fast Bowlers Might’ve Known About Ball Tampering Plan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Australian sporting fraternity is in a state of shock this week after allegations have come
Local Woman On Keto Diet Just Having Strepsils For The Fuck Of It Now
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In a Wonkarian effort of confectionary creativity, local Keto dieter Sian Levy has claimed to have