Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Labor Prodigy Peter Malinauskas Elected Lord Mayor Of South Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The tri-annual council election down in South Australia has come and gone this weekend, with the
Life Hack! Efficient Bloke Simply Buys More Underwear Instead Of Doing A Load Of Washing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has today discovered an extremely efficient life hack, that he can’t believe
Hobart Mayor Calls For Spirit Of Tasmania To Be Sunk In Effort To Ease The City’s Housing Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Lord Mayor of Australia’s most southern city has shocked the nation today by calling
4th Graders Urged To Get Down To Training Before Coach Selects Himself As Full Back For Trial
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The fourth-grade battlers down at the Betoota Mutts have been warned on the club’s Facebook
Local BMX Track Gets Overcrowded As Fuel Prices Force Kawasaki Kings To Break Out The Mongoose
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A cacophony of whizzing tires and loud expletives is humming on the outskirts of
Staunch Christian Public Servant From Rich Eastern Suburbs Family Not Pretending To Be Anyone Else
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the recovery effort from a devastating natural disaster now in his rearview, the Prime Minister
Swaggering White-Collar Novocastrian Asks Every Sydney Office Colleague “How’s Ya Weekend Bra?!”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Newcastle-born Sydney-sider is insufferably chipper today, thoroughly enjoying his Monday return to work.
Local Bloke Quietly Relieved Return Of NRL Means He Can Tune Out Of All This Brink Of World War 3 Shit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local NRL tragic is quietly cheerful this weeked, after blocking out news of
Local ‘Swing Voter’ Just A Liberal Voter Who Is Understandably Ashamed
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact After a two year investigation, it can be exclusively revealed that many Australians who claim to
Rural Dad Fulfils His Duty To Society By Fixing Rickety Cafe Table
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact The old fella is getting the job done today in Betoota as father of eight Kenneth
Scotty Apologises For Your Pretty Little Standards Being So Effin’ High
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Full time political cosplayer Scotty from Marketing has apologised today. Not for the slow response to
HR Manager Successfully Draws On NRL Knowledge And Pronounces Islander Surname Correctly On First Go
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact A local HR manager is feeling much more smug than usual today after drawing on his