Phins Agree To Carry The Weight Of Queensland On Their Shoulders After Qualifying For Finals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Dolphins are this evening enjoying the greatest night in the club’s history (so far)
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Australians To Now Make An Effort To Call It “Football”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a sensational morning in Qatar, the nation of Australia has now promised to be on
Cowra Prop Vows To Iron Out Mudgee Halfback Who Definitely Gave Him The Spicy Cough At The Races
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A zippy halfback is about to be snapped in half this afternoon, unaware he’
Local Intellectual Tells Colleagues “I Read An Article” That Was Actually Just A TikTok
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An office know-it-all is attempting to cover his tracks this afternoon, caught
Success! Uber Now As Complacent As Taxi Companies They Defeated With Mints And Bottled Water
FERGLE BARNES | Tech | CONTACT Lovers of traditional travel can rejoice as it has been confirmed by the nation’s Uber
Soft On China Already: Albo Orders Spring Rolls Over Potato Scallop At Servo Bain Marie
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just a couple of weeks into his Prime Ministership, Anthony Albanese is under fire. In his
Local Man Pledges To Solve Lettuce Crisis By Heading Down To Shops With A Few Sewing Needles
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today revealed to The Advocate that he is going to be
Lunch Beer Doing Absolute Wonders For Afternoon Productivity
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In hindsight, says Julia Pearson, perhaps washing down that tropical-themed double chicken parmigiana
God’s Lettuce Now Costs More Than Devil’s Lettuce By The Gram
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a reminder that we do truly live in strange times, the nation’s lettuce crisis
Girlfriend Surprised To Learn That TV Series The Boys Isn’t About Going On A Bender
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Snuggling up on the couch, local couple Millie Hobbs and Connor Fowler began the arduous task
“Enough With The Goofy Comedies,” Says Girlfriend Pushing To Watch Latest Crime Thriller
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact “Enough PLEASE!” Alice Knox can’t do it tonight. She can not for the life of
Hospo Employer Still Offering Crap Wages And Conditions Still Complaining About Lack Of Staff
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is still whinging about the same shit he was whinging about a year
Local Softcock Brings A Travel Pillow For An Hour-Long Domestic Flight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local traveller has today been the subject of plenty of muffled laughter and finger pointing.